Sunday, February 18, 2018

Bosch Super Silence dishwasher

This dishwasher (Bosch Super Silence) has been quite good at cleaning dishes. But of course it's German, so it's not designed for use by an ordinary human being.

There's a "child lock", to prevent a child from changing the cycle. Guess what? A child -- two years old -- is able to *lock* the cycle. Two adults are not able to *un*lock it.

Best answer we can find is, Wait for the complete cycle to finish, then try to turn the lock off. WAIT FOR THE COMPLETE CYCLE TO FINISH?! You've got to be joking! Is there no way to stop a wash cycle?!

Bloody Ve vill giff the orders!! Germans.

And yes, I am prejudiced. We also own a German-made washing machine: You vill read ze manual before starting ze first vash! You vill not deviate from our instructions! Ve haf set ze rules und you vill follow!


Rated 9/10 for cleaning. Rated 2/10 for human interface.




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